the one
Photobucket
Chris

Marist
Climber
Artist
& everything in between

I'm your future president
281o94

chrischia_hj@hotmail.com

friends
Alloy
Andrew
Celine
Chester
Ethel
Joyee
Minquan
Neoyun
Olanda
Rachel
Sarah
Saykeong
ShunFeng
WeiJie
Yuxian
THOSE MOMENTS


October 2008November 2008December 2008January 2009February 2009

messages
Haha.

x
skin by heroine
{ Wednesday, November 26, 2008 }
{ }

hey skunks! today was so shacked.
Woke up at 7 cause my phone vibrated on my thigh. (worst place to vibrate), then packed ate and left to get pearlene's mp3!
my motto: never be early, backstabbed me again. She was friggin late! Ah well. Short legs = Slow pace (: Okay! So she brought me to the mrt (how nice), but got lost like 3times (how not nice).
Got home, ate blah blah, and went to tuition with sk! He was late too. Okay anyway! I went climbing! AND I SUCK SO BAD. I bet even the raffles girls could do better. Ah well, all i need to do now is weights and a hell lot of slimming pills.

Leaving for Bintan tomorrow morning!
I pray i come back blacker.

{ Monday, November 24, 2008 }
{ }

Talking to Celine Kee is awesomee.

small fonts rock!! (:

Wahhahaha, Saykeongs amazed at my playlist ((:

{ Sunday, November 23, 2008 }
{ }

me: lets talk bout happy stuff!
ethel lim: ahaha kk
*thinks*
ethel lim: EH. I'm damm sad k

Ethel lim rocksss, stupid rojak (:

{ Saturday, November 22, 2008 }
{ }

Maybe it did hurt you, maybe it's all my fault.
What if i had another chance, so what if its the millionth time i've said this.
Please dont say you dont bother.
You and me, we'd built cities
/ i pray that's so small, no one would read it but you /
Next year's secondary three. Ah, cant get over the fact that i'd be separated from the rest. So much for being pure lit. Thats not the only thing. Even the stuff Ethel told me. The world's starting to screw up, i pray its just a phase, maybe we'd be better next time? Yeah. I know ive been sorta dumb stupid screwed up. Now that she's gone, i'm back. Hah.
So blind, so blind.
What's my purpose in life eh.
Hope it aint to make people, super upset.
Would it help to tell you im sorry?
Bang.

Life's a drama
I'm the antagonist










Shoot me.

{ Thursday, November 20, 2008 }
{ }

Oh btw, i broke my phone while trying to find it and accidently stepping on it in the process. So! if i give a reply like ' who are you ', please forgive me!
And i also need your numbers, please dont be like carolyn goh and give fake ones.

{}
{ }

I started on math work!
quote of the day.
Metro Station's Shake it, was to promote masturbation day (:

Helped Sk with his blog, friggin did it countless times. (I'm the best) Mmh, for the curious, his url is touchmytits.blogspot.com. He came up with that all by himself, we're so proud! unlike alloy's thname-alloy.blogspot.com (:
Dammit, we needa go crash alloys house and find his circumsized neighbours.

im proving to Yuxian that i have the ability to not insult her!
chrischia ftw!

{ Tuesday, November 18, 2008 }
{ }

Havent posted for quite some time :/
Yesterday: Brazen's on ice!
We can skate! (at least most of us can[: ) Met up with Alloy, Wj and gk at aljunid. The ACTUAL plan was to meet at 12. But Mr Alloy thought it was 12 30. And as usual, i was too early (i reached at 11 40+, dammit). So i had to wait for bout 1hr.
stupid thing #1: Alloy told gk to bring two umbrellas, when there was shelther all the way to the bus stop.
stupid thing #2: Alloy brought us across the overhead bridge to the opposite bus stop, when we were suppose to take 158 from the nearer-to-the-mrt bus stop
(notice practically all the stupid things are done by Alloy [: )

I saw Kris (aunty soo ni's daughter) at the ice skating ring!
The whole time we spent there was filled up with falls, ice fights, getting scolded multiple times by the ice skating guy, getting mobbed by girls (((:

mobbed #1: (according to Alloy) Wj was humping him, then he fell, and grabbed onto something, which resulted in his ass pertruding in a very unsightly position. Then came two girls who just entered the ring. They got so shocked, one girl placed her both hands on his both ass cheeks.
mobbed #2: our amazing hot-ness given out by us, attracted a very young girl, like a magnet attracting staples. And she amazingly, flew towards us, grabbing sks ass, clutching on to it for dear life.
we rock(:
Went to Kfc for 'lunch', and headed back to sk's crib (crib ah, not creep *stares at alloy*) to go gyming!
After some time, the rest left, leaving myself, jj and sk at the gym.
In short, we did alot of retarded stuff that required the security guard staring at us countless times(:

Got home at bout 11plus after sending jj back. And fell asleep after talking to Alloy on the phone.
I swear he's so retarded, i laughed so much.

{ Sunday, November 16, 2008 }
{ }

Heard everyone got their class allocations! I think Maris Stella totally scammed us.

wj: that time i go china the mr xing say cannot appeal one, he said he call back to school and asked
me: then what was the stupid meet-the-teachers thing for
wj: dunnno

Liars! ): Momma's gonna complain on monday, go momma!
Yesterday was really sweet, thrashed my mom & big sis at bukit timah hill (eat my dirt man), and for dinner, went to Aunty Lyn's place! Celebrated her daughters 4 birthday (i have no idea how to spell her name, chayanne or something, lets just call her annie) Annie, was really cute, shes super full of life *unlike my cousins who only know how to play maple. Yucks* Bet when Annie grows up, she'd be drop-dead gorgeous. Dammit, i wish i was four.
Tomorrow's finally the thing! I have no idea what to wear. Some dude, i think weijie, said wear class tee. (luckily) I sent it to wash! :/
Wednesday i'm suppose to help Jade make some birthday card. The last card i made was burnt(:
Oh and pangyuxian said go ro's place on Wednesday morning. (Its at.. tampines or something!)

I found tuition! Raffles trust (SUCK IT BISHAN THING WHO DIDNT ACCEPT JUST CAUSE THEY THOUGHT I COULDNT CATCH UP AND WASNT GOOD ENOUGH. I swear i'll kill that proud bitch who talked to my mom on the phone.) And apparantly i know bout 50% of the dudes there. Marist softballers(: Even Sarah Heah and Chryselda are from there. Though Chrys quit :/
I told the Mr pek that i was from mshs, then he shot out saying if i knew LOO SAY KEONG. Then i thought..

*conversation with sk and chrys*
Chrys sms-es: is your friend, saykeong, from raffles trust?
me: *ask's sk who is beside me*
sk: what the fuck is raffles trust

Now the doctor something thinks Sk is one blur dude(:


{ Friday, November 14, 2008 }
{ }

Santa Maria!
Woke up at bout 7 to go for the golf thing at 9 in sentosa. It's really cool actually, to see them to players so damm close. Dad says if i become a pro golfer, he'll get me all those nice nice golf attires i see in magazines. Hah! Like that'll ever happen.

Friendsters dying on me!

I've thought alot, i really wanna ace my o's (guess so does everyone). I cant push myself, just by myself, gotta get into mind-blowing-stress-me-out-till-i-become-a-nerd tuition!
Hahaha, thanks Celine for helping me with the letter last night! Gave it to the gerneral office today, pray i'd get what i wanna.
Dad kept telling me on how its so important to be able to get a good career, and not to make momma angry. Guess what!

I just broke her blender.
her comes the cane+whip+belt+knieves.

{ Thursday, November 13, 2008 }
{ }

dont smoke, dont drink

Remember all the shi-sha commotions. I just found out my sister does it too, i can't stop her, shes 18, she aint underage. Ah well, dad kinda disliked her speaking bout it judging from his expressions.

Hahah omg i burned a volcano in my wallet at zara today :/ The shirt was really cool! It said 'Oui I am French', totally suits me (:
Oh! It's confirmed, monday, 1pm, kallang leisure. Everyones invited! (especially those who owe money).
Alloy's new fav. phrase 'santa mariaaaa'

alloy : so lets see who can make it then evaluate
alloy: chim bo [:
my super cool friends acting intelligent.
then they started drawing dicks.
alloy: *draws a dick errected*
gk: its errected down
alloy: yours what
sk: *draws alloy a dick*
alloy: walau i give your dick bold colour leh, den mine so thin!
me: let the cough*top in level for art* draw for you see
shit, my msn no drawing tool
*then they draw soggy biscuits that look like feaces*

Ahhh really really tired, dad wants me to watch the barclays singapore open tomorrow. Sigh.
I'll complete this another time!

{ Wednesday, November 12, 2008 }
{ }

Finally did up my Facebook account. Im gonna add all the teachers! From now on, i must be extra extra careful with the words i use *insert angelic face here*


NO ODAC TILL NEXT YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

1) freedom
2) no training = fats ):

Oh, the sec3 year head just called me up. She said something like 's7 to s10 is a downgrade' blah blah. Even the teachers are talking bout it! (im getting popularr [: )
My com's totally screwed, theres some weird 'photo gallery' virus. Gah, i have to fix it if not momma's gonna take my allowance to pay the repair dude :/ (so mean, so mean)

Mornings suck, hahaha busy talking to ro bout nn *perverse smiley* She fell in love with his sweat *another perverse smiley*




{}
{ }

all you gotta do is watch me.

New skin! Wonder if i'd actually bother try making my own skins :/ It'll be a fun hol assignment.
Oh, and all you marist out there, i lost my math homework, and theres a big hole in the chinese one. Cause the amazing Chris Chia sat on it during a talk [the floor was dirty!] and the ass sweat made the paper all mushy. Help!! I know Tan Rui Hao lives just next door, but i dont have his friggin number. Sigh, Kelvin Tan's gonna scold me ):

So it's ice skating on monday, ya'll all better be there, been awhile since the class met up eh.

/ doctor love

{ Tuesday, November 11, 2008 }
{ }

Heard the o's are almost over! *stares at cousins* Owe money, pay money!
I actually went on diet today. Started to bother doing situps, thanks to Lu! (hey im not fat k!)

oh, im officially unbanned(:

mmh, misspyx just reminded me of my past.
ouch man, ouch.

{ Sunday, November 9, 2008 }
{ }

*looks around*
Nobody. Phew! Finally can sneak on to the com. Shhhhhh

Hahah omg i was banned on friday cause i came home late :/ sigh, weirdest punishment for the smallest mistakes. Not my fault the bus so slow whaat):
ive missed out so much!
_________

Saturday: Tried to run
Cath class party
007 midnight showw (it sucked so bad, even i could do better!)
Cath party was a disaster. Amy and anne are the worst game planners in history. The games were so dumb, even Alloy's smarter(:
Then there was the.. performance by nat and andrew. Nat's like.. average on the guitar (andrew.o's wayyyy better) And Andrew cant really sing! (even im better! should have heard what samuel said)
Mmmh, the only other thing i can really remember was Samuel playing with a teddy bear, Samuel gaying me, losing my phone cover, looking like retards in the stupid games, and trying to scare people in the toilet.
Hahaha and and, i talked to Annabella's (sp) dad! Hes so nice, ask me so many questions.

Sunday: Church
View houses
Olanda sat behind me in church! So paiseh. Haha and the house that my dad and mom likes, is so ugly and old! If ya'll move there, im living in my box again. Even Sarah agrees!
________

Oh, and just now met Sarah at Kap, talked alot, (thanks for the bear! and the shirt thing!) and ran in the rain! Hahah she should just pon training. Should get her the 'book of excuses' all the little juniors in Odac always use.

Thanks Andre for the chain! Good luck with _______ *perverse msn smiley*

Gotta run! Mom may be back anyyyyyy moment now, peace!
OH and pangyuxian! You better not go china, You owe me so much! (Im so good at being nice right(: )

{ Friday, November 7, 2008 }
{ }

Did i tell you how i dream to become the next president?

mom: since Obama won.. theres hope for females to become powerful! *rambles on bout how the females in the world need a stand*
me: hey! but i want to be powerful!
mom: well, the next president confirm is female.
me: im gonna change sex mom, im gonna be the first transvestite president!

please dont be surprised if your future world leader is a transvestite by the name of Christopher Celine Chia.

suck it, all you straight homo-sapiens!

{}
{ }

Fate/
Most of ya'll may think im crazy to have done that. It's kinda weird, the human mind, or maybe its just fate. Since today's incident, made me think.
Type #1
Jet: JOKE OF DE YEAR LA U
Jet: S7 APpeal to S10
Jet: no ps its de joke of de decade
Hahah i'm not angry at what he said, guess these are the kind that amuses me! I love Jet (:

Type #2
Sk: but i like your descision though
Sk: dont listen to others
Sk: listen to yourself
mmmh, respect man, respect
________

Did up the notice board already. Please dont scold me Ms Latha.

-if it were this way, why did we even start.

{ Thursday, November 6, 2008 }
{ }

Maris Stella & its Asshole-ness
Its the 5th of november, guess everyone would get to see the subject combinations their going in to next year. Sigh. Haha no one cried though, just alot of laughs. We seem really not bothered, its kinda obvious everyone of us feels like breaking down and burning the motherftard school principal.
This is war.
Umm i guess everyone already knows my subject combi, so i shant bother mentioning it here.
Oh well, gonna meet Mrchen and all tmr to settle this stupid acedemic shit. Good luck everyone.
______

Fought with momma yesterday, she keeps scolding me. Cant stand it. Hahah i actually tried running way from home, since i kinda made the person i usually talk to really angry, i called pangyuxian instead.
She best.
First i called her, no answer. Then she called me, (im not stupid) phone vibrated for one second, and she hung up. Making me call her back! Typical singaporean way of saving money -.-
note to self: shes super boring
note to self #2: shes a tv addict and super boring
note to self #3: she has a limited vocabulary and that makes her extremely God damm boring
note to self#4: her voice sucks, still dare suan mine, and shes deaf
(:

Hahah screw them results. Yeah, we really can still live like this.

{ Wednesday, November 5, 2008 }
{ }

SCREAAM.
went Jets house to watch horror shows and freak our balls out.

texas chain saw something & jaws II [someone save me]

mmh, we were actually supposed to meet at serangoon at 1030. guess what! i woke up at 10.
there goes my motto, never be early.
but what the hell, i was the forth to reach out of, 7 people. -.-
started drawing while waiting for sk. talked alot of crap with alloy and douglas. jet's in love with the 'geekhiangs mother video' and douglas, with powerranger handphone games. today made me officially detest people who play with playstation portable. so noisy!
walked to jets house after, then watch the texas chain saw thing! its so scary, everyone died (the good people) and we screamed a hell lot('cept for the sex scene *stares at alloy*)
there was one scene, near the ending, that freaked us out so much.
reacts scene
*everyone sits round the computer screen waiting for the stupid show to end and the girl to be finally safe*
-the girls in the car driving away, then the leather face appears for the rear seat and slices through the drivers seat with the chain saw. killing her-
*everyone screams like bitches and i found myself at the door of the room*
_____

spent the rest of the little day talking bout asses with ro and other weird sick shit with pearlene.

ALLOY JIAJUN AND SK STOLE MY CHICKEN
ALLOY WATCHES PORN ON PSP
JETS BEEHOON SUCKS
i rock in cs(:



{ Tuesday, November 4, 2008 }
{ }

Staedler ftw!
i remember i did this really awesome thing after class using some marker. miss goh was giving tpc so i just started drawing her. stupid woman kept moving.
ahh in the end it got erased cause mr chen came in. sigh

so! today i picked up my lovely staedler box, took out my class photo. ya know the one with everyone formally attired and looking smart (at least we tried!), and started doing the draft.
haha its gonna be a tribute to 2Henry

me: im gonna draw my class
ro: remember to draw nigel as a fugly jerk
ro: okay????????????????????????????????????
ro: silence means consent

hahah, im gonna be my sisters homemaker and pangyuxian wants to have her sex in my house with ******* ***. (:

{ Sunday, November 2, 2008 }
{ }

dad scolded me for waking up at 1 today, and he hogged the com with his weird chess games. grr
____

todays nov2nd! means that pyx and ro are back from china, pyx seems to be only able to say '?' and 'yeah' now :/

ahh, sis and dad keep quarrelling with each other.
all the drama.

{ Saturday, November 1, 2008 }
{ }

mmh, slept so late last night waiting up for drew.
woke at bout 10? people keep shouting for me to get out of bed. dammit
amazingly, i have tuition at 10 30! im never late though, magic (:
nah, its just that lao shi is always late-er cause shes caught in traffic. tuition was utterly weird though, ji jian (timothy) kept telling me bout how he wants to shoot fire using his hands through alchemy, an felicia's actually helping him! wthh

had lunch at sicc, dad made me friggin walk all the way in through the golf course to see old ah ma's chipping. pespired like a mutt and he still wanted me to sit with him outside to see old ah gongs putting. my gosh.
had some pizza and headed to cath!
everyone was arguing on how bad we'll do for the presentation.
natthanel's group had. THRITY ONE SLIDES. oh my mom. ours had like, eight? hahah i lept moving round cause mr mark wanted to take photos in my chair :/
my phone died during cath, everytime i open the drafts, it shuts down. screw nokia. at least the camera worked, and boss andre used it to take a photo of amy! how smart. plus he friggin put it as my display picture. i love andre. *grr..*
hahah then at 5, we had go to another class for the talk on becoming a lector. met with olandas class, compared to ours, they're like twice our size
and we met.. basil! the most boring man on planet eath(: hes so boring that even amy sleeps.
got our lector forms and bounced.

went for all saints day mass. totally fell asleep for the first half after walking to whole day. the choir woke me up, they're getting really good! i feel like joining them :/

chris chia's gonna sing! cheers