dance inside

{ Friday, October 31, 2008 }

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TRICK OR TREAT

im gonna steal those shades from drew one day

Happy Ha ha halloweenn!
hahah im really happy today (i think)
umm, started off with odac. pt and stuff, then climbing! kinda sucked though, im really bored of the old wall, we gotta start making a new route! mmh, then after all that, just slacked till ms latha came. jared and justin danced to 'my humps'! erotic bunch of juniors, hahah too bad i couldnt take video:/
im gonna be in charge of making the odac notice board (:

at bout 4 50, left to house to rush to andrews house. i was on time! 6pm sharp, but as usual, he was bathing and liz was still at home.
note to self: never be early
messed around with andrews stuff, and bang! he came in with a towel round his balls (censored yo). ouch. hahah waiting for like.. 20mins for him to change. then i (tried) to play the guitar! im really good (: i can play like.. the g note and the d note. uh huh uh huh.
hahah uncle archie came in and saw me
uncle archie: hey! your here, you can play the guitar too?
me: totally *smiles and pretends to strum*
andrew: agrees sarcarstic-ly
im good.

then messed with drews cam and com abit. took an awesome photo of mr zac efron, played with his caps, fedoras.. etc till liz came and tried to scare her with the face mask! but she played cool and said we were lame :/
(totally should have seen her face at the night safari's halloween trail thing)
anyway, cabbed to the night safari FRIGGIN 26 BUCKS, they owe me cashh. even the price of the entrance tickets were like.. 36. they owe me 16 more!
note to self #2: never eat in the night safari. its slow. its expensive. its hot. its crowded.
plus liz got gastric an puked everything!

-chris.

{ Thursday, October 30, 2008 }

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today,
dad took leave again, brought me down to sicc to play golf and gym
total stress re-mover. Stared at the ball, thought it was you, bang. My golf totally sucks now, havent played since exams started. dad's so dissapointed :/
headed to the gym after a miserable 80balls, i just realised i gained 5kg :O ..hope it isnt fat.. ah well, shit happens. sicc's gym is filled with old men trying to get rid of their tummy, so cute so cute. (dads one of them)
*walks into gym, sees my old man walking on the tredmill*
me: hey dad, shouldnt you increase the speed
dad: very fast what!
me: *stares at meter -3km/h*
love my dad (:

ah, typing and deleting sure does relieve stress.

{ Wednesday, October 29, 2008 }

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hsm3 sucks.
sing to the dawn sucks more.

haha wth, where did all the good movies go!
oh, celines back! finally there'd be someone to talk to (i hope :/)

ytd: met some friends to watch hsm. kept arguing throughout that zac efron had plastic surgery blah blah. then at 6 rushed to vivo to meet samuel and olanda (with her mom) for the primere thing. samuel was being an ass asking me to do ... *inside info*. the movie sucks, seriously, the jokes are more slapstick than mr garnesh's stories. but we'd all had fun yeah? hahah thanks mrs low for sending me back.

the world's crashing
everyones leaving
thought i could take freedom
so wrong, so wrong.

sorry im not rich
sorry im not street smart
sorry im not in your school
sorry your friends dont like me
damm, like you did
i'll remember your last words on the phone.
last words. hah.

happy birthday chris chia.

{ Monday, October 27, 2008 }

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edit/
its midnight! just spent the first part of the day i was born scolding alger telling him to change and stuff. sigh. hahah anyway, andrew cheered me up! love my cousin/

i thought you were still 10
ao says: oh well!
ao says: whoooops.
ao says: :D ao says: well, 14 now eh.
ao says: one step closer to being a man
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: LOL
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: IM MAN K
ao says: congrats
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: ive got balls of steal
ao says: couhcoughwomancoughcough
ao says: HAHA
ao says: STEAL.
ao says: you stole em?
ao says: aw
ao says: i knew it
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: LOL
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: STEEL
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: LOL
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: AHHAHAHA
ao says: THEYRE NOT YOURS
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*laughs alot*
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ao says: stolen balls.
ao says: whoopee.
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: LOL
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: AHAHAHAHAH
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: HAHHAHAHA
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: hell yeah (;
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: didnt you steal yours?
chris annie susan chia kok boon says: buying is for the rich
ao says: HAHAHA
ao says: i dont need to steal what i have an excess of
ao says: :D
ao says: and no one can steal them
ao says: cos theyyre protected
ao says: quite extensively
ao says: by you know what.
love him shit man. hahah funny fat ass
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Finalllyy..
got my pants man. and sis got her shoes (im gonna steal them!)
queensway is full of shit to buy! gah and the toilet sign is like, 'please take care of your belongings, there has been 2 cases reported of theft when the victim was easing themselves' so cute, so cute.

its really getting boring, everyones overseas, even wj's going china tomorrow! with all the rest of the people who signed up. pfft.
friendsters being stupid again, guess it means my internets dying, off to fix it!

sk says someone pranked sms ms goh :/ how immature some people are. sigh, plus hes in deep shit now. gosh, please own up (whoever) sabotaging is for assholes.

.. fourteen tomorrow(:, life seems to be moving really quick eh

{ Saturday, October 25, 2008 }

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The Best Damm Partay.

(in saykeongs house sleeping over (: )

thank God tuition was cancelled. i was so effing tired, and spent the rest of the little afternoon playing on my rusty xbox and reading stupid chinese books (THANKS MOM).

church was the awesomest. samuel is retarded. andre got a new awesome cute phone. chris chung went ahlian throughout the whole day. daphne is so mean. yup.

then after cath, olanda and nicole did this really sweet thing to make some cupcakes and olanda wrote a card for my birthday (which is on tuesday! noo i cant be getting old) shes really an awesome friend. hahah and yup, im in love with the card and the bikini monkey (; (pyx, wheres my card! )

took some pictures (i look effing retarded la!) and mom fetched me to go sk's house. seriously, i felt super mean to suddenly leave :/ sigh.

anyway! got to sks house at like.. 6? gosh, carolyn, her boyfriend and omar left already ): couldnt show them the class vid :/ ahhaha heck. got changed and started jumping into the pool where all the sick twisted yet awesomely fun games were going on (:

omg then there was a super large cake saying 'happy 14th birthday chris' wow. and my present from everyone was a throw into the swimming pool while they sang the birthday song. ahahha and and wei jie poured beer all over my hair and body): oh and i later found out mom brought the cake. hahah that undescribable speechless feeling.. i love my friends and my mom (:

then we kept playing, and the stupid secruity guard came nearly 7times just to tell us to lower our volume. pfft. then bout 11? we went to leisure park for the late night movie.

0035hrs.

20TH CENTURY BOYS SUCK. its not scary. its stupid and freaky. and then storyline totally sucks.

alot of shit happened in the building, cam whored like losers (the toilet incident was the best)

finally we decided to tell nic tan (who is currently seating beside me watching ju-ong or something. damm its scart) that we didnt like his attitude and he really needs to change. and confessed bout all the times we pangsehed him. he totally cried. but hes over it now (i hope :/)

well, the truth hurts. people have to learn. hahah why be haters?

mmh. jiajun just said its 4. haha yeah, we're totally not feeling tired. im blogging, eugene sk etc are playhing black jack. alloy and jj are playing psp. nic tan jw and the rest are watching some gay scary movie. 2Henry rocks (:

showed them the video, its a success, putting it up on youtube soon

thanks for everything today guys

olanda and nicole for the awesome time after cath

saykeong for holding the party

alloy eugene jw bc bryan etc for the awesome fun today

jet jq weijie for the lovely food

and everyone else under the beautiful moon.

(oh alloy just tried your cupcakes. hes in love with you now LOL )

love ya guys (:

AlloY : nt wif u bt ur cupcakessss ;DD

brazens hand shake

dildo.anus.condom.g-string.testes.p!nis

desperate

SUCK IT HSM

we're so hot (alloy wth are you doing*perverse face*)

{ Thursday, October 23, 2008 }

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Cheers to two.
last day of school. last day we'd be in the same class sitting in the same room staring at the same ol' bunch of awesome farts - rather emotional much :/
thank god none of us failed. we'd still see each other around. hahah brazen family cant fall apart! persistance is ownage.

today still kinda sucked. morning, alloy and i went to check algers report book IN SECRET. he told everyone he got 60%
*open*
53%- class position 40/40
sigh, hate liars
well, then stupid alloy WENT TO OPEN IT AGAIN AND LAUGHED SOMEMORE. and alger came in and saw. gosh. umm, so a fight almost sparked again, and alger got pushed to the floor.
sigh. last day of school, stop fighting ya'll

morning assembly was full of laughter. brazens kept nudging each other till mr chen told alloy and i to stand infront. HE LAUGHED AT MY SINGING ):
after that was more talks and spring cleaning-.-
after school was stupid! cant believe nic tan actually wanted to wank to be in the family. gosh. plus we tried to pangseh him. sad yet cant help it.

played pool, peninsula, then went home. brazens had fun today, finally got my bermudas. effing 23 bucks ):
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pangyuxian and rachelong are leaving for china today at 8. sigh. no one else to argue with till nov2 man): hahah have a safe trip, dont drink milk!

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wow, birthday on tues man. im getting old ):

{ Wednesday, October 22, 2008 }

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oh my oh my.
The realease of the overall marks. Hah, started off with some stupid talk bout HOW TO GET RID OF PIMPLES *suddenly everyone starts staring at each others faces* some weird brand called oxy came to promote themselves. Unlucky enough, some idoit from 2G started bursting the 'health products' and outcame sticky white-ish substance *coughsemencough* that spread all over the floor. Other exploded packets were passed round the cohord to scare the shit out of the weak hearted.
Another talk was one sex and pornography. *everyones eyes widen* the speaker sucks so bad, he thought we didnt know what 'echo' is. well, the family just sat around and started talking bout everything under the sun till he finished his talk bout how to not get addicted when half of sec 2 is already porn freaks. bit too late eh mshs ?

anyway, we got back our report books. 65%? christopher chia, wth is wrong with you. cant you get a proper 70%, your suppose to be all brains and no nothing else. sigh. guess your stuck. you wanted s3, & s6 is 67% and the rest are 64 and below. go kill yourself bitch.
oh my, then odac till 3 40+. ms latha didnt scold me today! (she even praised me on how a good leader i can be and whatnot since sec1s look up to me or something. wawawa) oh gosh.

i finally returned my super cool 6months + overdue books
awesome conversation with teacher:
librarian- so you finally returned them
me- mmhm
librarian- what happens if you do it again in sec 3?
me- *ponders* nah.
librarian- what nah nah?
me- haha. i'll change.
librarian- you'll change?
me- totally! just watch me *smirks*
hahah i'll miss the library periods with 2Henry, sigh, the kallang waves (;

spill my paint- i think your mothereffing retarded
ali and Jade- wts?

gah. everytime, just everytime.
everytime i joke bout her you go 'uh',
just shove me off and tell me to go?
gosh,
you used to be so much awesomer.

till then, lets own our upper secs kids

{ Tuesday, October 21, 2008 }

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i found the meaning!
brazen hussy = A saucy or impudent girl
LOL so i complained and the new names for myself is uh. brazen testes-.- gk's is brazen panties or some shit. hahah so spastic, so spastic.

mmh.. today was boring. got back class photos though (finally!) and TRIED to taopok jonny but he friggin hit my balls *ouch ): * but edwin chi suffered shit man. stupid punk hit me (and my balls too ]: )
then spent rest of the day watching movies and listening to talks. gosh.

{ Monday, October 20, 2008 }

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smiles and their laughter
its the only thing that ive been waiting for
a time
regardless of our distance and our hope
grows greater
..
haha it was awesome, 2Henry.

Mmh so according to omar, todays one of the last times 2Henry gets to do stuff together. like.. clean up the parks! Wooo (sense our enthusiasm) mmh index 1-20 was with carolyn(thank God) and the rest (21-40) had LOADS of fun!
The class party was finalized to be at saykeongs house, and we even asked to teachers along!
weijie: hey miss goh, are you free on Saturday
carolyn: why, asking me out ah
me: ewh, who in the right mind would do that
(everyone runs)
Ah well, at least she agreed after much persuasion (from me duh!) next was mr chen. hahah we had to beg carolyn cause all of us where *scared* shy! to speak to him.
Hm, then we started picking friggin litter. Guess what, THERE WAS NO LITTER(seriously! only a few pieces of plastic) gosh. And we glanced over at mr chens group and they were picking dead leaves! *sees no evil*
carolyn: lets comb the area
*takes out combs from back pocket*
Hahah omg we were super lame. Carolyn was worse, she told us a story bout how she had a snake crawl on her(so irrelevant!) oh and douglas was super drama momma again. He had to use a glove! to pick up litter (plus the glove had the middle finger part torn out)

After everything, we were given a chance to tell the class bout sat. So sk used his (posuer) rapper voice to talk to the class. One guy didnt know what 'crib' meant!
Then we had some stupid sharing thing on '2 things on what we would miss bout the class'.
The best answers were.. the paya lebar answers, and the family answers (you should have seen the way geekhiang said it), the one where shun feng said 'i will miss my cliques' and everyone went 'HUH', hahaha wth, and of course jiajuns when he addressed the class one by one till miss goh asked him to sit down. and soon after, it rained! i was wearing converse how to run! miss goh was wearing flats (worse)
Got back to school.. and right before recess ended. HUGE taopok on saykeong (i always find myself getting the people on the floor :/ ) so i was second at 10 more people were on top. Alot of us were strugling for our breaths. Luckily we got up before mr chen could enter class *phew*
after school did some shit with my sisters at orchard till 5 and got home.

ah celines leaving for paris (i miss paris!) today, hope she has lots of fun and a safe flight! (:

hmm, brazen family got finalized too

eugene- brazen eagle

sk- pnis brazen

alloy- dildo brazen

gk- brazen va zai na

me!- brazen hussy (carolyn says its really vulgar :/ )

eagle pnis dildo and vazaina fought at mavs condo :/ hope everything would be alright.

btw, turn up on saturday to get the class tees, and bring extra change and whatever was assigned to you!

till then homies(:

{ Sunday, October 19, 2008 }

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church was the dumbest. walked into church prepared to pay back the dollar i owed. and only till after church when i walked to the car. olandas moms merc was staring at me! with the mom staring at me too! then i tried to signal '1dollar' and suddenly, the stupid window opened and she stared at me again! and i ran off laughing in embarrasment.
mmh, lunch then went to some stinky pet shop, then went to ikea then went home then went to grandparents house again for dinner. and after everything, my slippers broke ): ['poor' music plays]

hahah, you can have her! im going homosexual (again), once broken considered sold man.

{ Saturday, October 18, 2008 }

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HI ROCKS. LONG TIME NO SEE(:
wow, todays pretty shacked. ive realised i have lost 2480912840(puts si unit here) of stamina and strength): finally started my climbing again. gosh, ive dropped to a bad 6a+ :/ joel's still round 6b. hahah i gotta train during the long break manz.
mmh. climbed from 10-2. then chionged to church. phew, got there at bout 3 20+. surprisingly, class was open and the girls were unstacking the chairs :O hahaha omg i was never early so super ps. gosh, went to camp in the toilet till they finished. cath on the whole was just bout laughing and getting scolded for laughing. samuel tham has been highlighted that he looks like a fishball. and that little blob stole my things! i love samuel tham, full of shit la he(:
hah, waited for miss low till nearly 5 40? hahah gosh, whats wrong with her class man. went retarded and stupid with kristian & sam till then. Samuel Tham seems to talk bout olanda alot eh *perverse msn smiley here*

dinner was with dads golf friends. wow, alot of drama with my sister. she hates smokers to the maxx, and freaking cried when one of the men smoked-.- dad got pissed (they're fighting now /: )
dads friends are really funny. hahah and one of them was kinda vulgar (well, boys would always be boys)
i was messaging pyx (her grandfathers birthday! happy birthday grandfather pang, i have no idea how you live with your granddaughter) then i heard 'what the fuck'
hahah didnt know golf could make people swear. (so much for a prestigious sport)
overall, the other families were pretty nice (to me of course!) kept giving me food. *looks at the top of the post* I JUST LOST ALOT OF MY STRENGTH! ): and one lady kept saying 'ke ai, ke ai' mom told me that means cute. (wth!)

-im gonna be the next president of singapore. your gonna be my maid (;

{ Thursday, October 16, 2008 }

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BRAVEN *
today was utterly stupid.
got into the school bus and the weird driver kept speaking chinese to me. huh. and when i reached school, i was already busy with cutting peoples hair with alloy really nicely to pass the haircheck! my #7098290 dream would be.. to become a hairstylist ((:
mmh. NOT SURPRISINGLY. all of us passed the hair check! especially myself.
gosh, then omar made us do stupid surveys and watch some war movie.
recess was fun. ate and taopok-ed. ouch. hahah we turned the tables on saykeong when he tried to pull down jitkai and i got him on the floor instead. then stupid alger spilt his drink on us. and even the sec 4 jumped on top. crushing myself and hurting sk's jaw.
after school there was a big commotion bout who was going to go play rockband. finally, no one really cared no more, and everyone went.
finished the rockband tour in less than and hour or so. ahha there are no new songs:/ what a waste. geekhiangs house was full of madness. to top it off, the mother and sister were at home.
so saykeong fell asleep in the bedroom. and smart eugene brought the dog and made it molest sk! which ended up in this conversation.
'FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCK OFF. GET IT OFF. (this repeated many times)'
and it could be heard while i was jammingg. and the sister came in and said.
' please mind your language in other people's house'
awh, sk got scolded by a girl!
ahh but super pro chris chia was still getting the top performer status (((:
geek's mother gave us the surprised look. she must be amazed by our long range of vocabulary. so much for being gentlemen eh marist.
on the way to the mrt. alloy gave us weird names. imhussy. and theres penis, and dildo and eagles, and alot of other retarded-ness in his weird imagination. oh and our surnames are braven. then eugene/eagle (wth?) started molesting dildo (alloy). ouch. and alloy kept shouting my nickname.
oh and the class tee's finally done. gosh. two people want their names to be 'a7x' how dumb is that. why cant people just be serious for a change. monday's cip clean-up-the-freaking-park day. hope we'll all have effing fun.

haha this is the part where im suppose to express my love and gratitude to misspyx. (wth?)
so since im not going all hyper and stupid,

As crimson droplets stain the blade
i notice how pain is encapsulated in them
blood dripping causing a cacophony of sounds
dissonance, a nuisance
yet all i want is to see you.

-ro (LOL she can be some poet)

{ Tuesday, October 14, 2008 }

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what if i wanted to break
laugh it all off in your face.
what if i fell to the floor
couldnt take this all anymore.-what would you do-

[hahaha omg im addicted to rock band]

sigh. today's results day
to suck it off, i had to take public transport to school. bus drivers in the morning looks like murderers!

i think maris stella is so retarded to put all sec1'sand2's into the same hall.
bloody heat wave and body odour. they gave back the papers in one shot.
well, hey, yeah i was happy. i passed.
then came english. english english english. why are you so annoying? have you ever thought bout how i felt when i looked at you? words cant describe it. i could look pale as i stared into the red lines. jq was patting me. douglas was pointing at me. the world seemed deaf.
then i fell asleep.
hahah wth i was really tired-sigh-glad everythings over. cant undo what's done. jammed at geekhiangs house till 6. everyone was either being retarded or emotionally spastic. guess i was the latter. i actually started being the vocalist. scored quite high (:
guess my friends are the only who can make me smile.
momma just scolded me for eating late. teachers either tease me or tell me how lucky i am. hah
screw double wattage.

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you
Look in my eyes
You're killing me, killing me
All I wanted was you

{ Monday, October 13, 2008 }

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cycling was a disaterrrr.
hahah i was actually the earliest and i got to eastcoast with a map and a bus card
sks bike totally got wrecked. so he had to rent
omg and you should have seen bc's dressing.. dress light = shirt belt bermudas & converse!?!?
haah and maynard was wearing track pants.
wooo disasterrr.

hmm then after a while nearing changi.. weijies bike totally screwed):
fixed it once but screwed again.
sigh. he had to walk with it. poor weijie ):

so we all turned back and headed for the shop cause wj couldnt go to changi
and got overtimed again ):
headed to the beach and slacked. friggin hot lah tday. so just threw myself into the disgusting salty water.
and..SAND FIGHT sk threw sand at me hair): hard! then brian cheng joined in the sadism :/
revengeeeee is sweet.
then weplayed beach soccer! kinda dumb:/ i kept getting hurt.
after that everybody left to wash up and i lied on the beach looking at the sky when suddenly. some black thing sat on me! SK@$*%!% omg and there were two woman in the sea with another guy in their underwear.. friggin sick
anyway. headed to macs with sk and met up with the rest of the gang. got totally pangsehed at the bus stop. and im home!

today is thankful
been a while since we laughed together
glad to cheer one another
felt like heaven
mmh
today shall re-happen.

GOOD LUCK FOR RESULTS DAY EVERYONE

{ Sunday, October 12, 2008 }

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ah well. im all tied
guess we both tried.
maybe give it a week or two.
i aint leaving you.
i aint giving up.
damm.

today i went to church looking like a fish
how intelligent chris.
now my mom's scolding me cause i didnt take my medication.
dads back from washington.
hes scolding me too
eoys are over. just leave me alone
please.

{ Saturday, October 11, 2008 }

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edit// omg andrew cracks me up loads.

chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
shes just
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
a girl
ao says:
wtf man
ao says:
yea
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
with alot of fat at the wrong places
ao says:
HAHA
ao says:
dude i just had a very nice dinner
ao says:
can we please try to keep it in my stomach.
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
haha sureeeee
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
awh come on
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
admit it
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
and youve seen her more than me
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
you see her fats accumalate too
ao says:
HAHAHA
ao says:
believe me chris
ao says:
if you're my size
ao says:
a fucking pig
ao says:
would look slim
ao says:
to you.
ao says:
even an overweight pig
chris annie susan chia kok boon says:
LOL

hahah my cousins the shit man. aye, liz! hope your fine with your whatever (:

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yesterday was a blast.
stayed up till 4am talking. arguing. everyone seems to be leaving

haha and i woke up at 9(thanks to mom) then slept again. then woke up at 9.30(thanks to mom again). then slept. then woke up at 10! and realised i had tuition. shit.
anyway, tuition was full of rubiks cubes. and really messy. again, i had trouble conversing in chinese :/
haha heck. then came home. slept till 3 30 for church! todays lesson kinda sucked. but i love love love love samuels' shoe [pink & black!] *must have must have!* then we were asked to do something with coloured paper.. aye, only sam and i went up. his colours were black purple and red while mine was black pink and red. apparantly, i only used pink (kope the rest! (; )
then the rest of the class started crowding. boss andre took purple and wrote 'intl gay colour' and showed samuel. hahah wth, then we started drawing unicorns and flowers etc(:
ahhhhh.. homosexualness owns
then as usual teacher scolded us for making noise when we totally did NOT!

after class i asked for a dollar cause i realised i didnt have my wallet and the stupid bus uncle would charge adult fare. so mr andre gave me TWO DOLLARS. everyones either nice, or failed math. so im walking round with a two dollar note asking for change.
so olanda low and her friend. i think it was nicole chia popped out of nowhere and spared me a dollar. so i had THREE dollars. what to do): [thanks anyway!]

please stay.

{ Friday, October 10, 2008 }

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2HENRY & TWINS @ VIVO.

walking down your memory lane.

today would be marked 2henry's "one of the best (WAY BETTER THAN PENISULA) outing!

so everything was planned just ytd. umm woke up, ate an EGG? (mother cooks weird breakfast) then just slacked my way through time. used the com abit.. AND SUDDENLY. someone changed the movie. apparantly.. bout half of us didnt wanna watch house bunny (bet they get horny super fast! so they wanna save face) hahah wth. and then i rearranged it to eagle eye.

SO EVERYONES HAPPY! (how nice i am). so mom sent me(thanks mom!)then i got to vivo bout 1340?

AND WE WERE SUPPOSE TO MEET AT TWO! everyone was early and inside the small little arcarde! whereby adults(: like us were underage ): OMG and alloy and i were wearing almost identically the same. THIS WAS PLANNED K! kinda cool though everyone was like 'gay gay gay' stupid sk!

aye but it was all good [cause i totally looked way better than alloy!] kidding(; so then all of us gathered.. and went to buy tickets for the 3 10 eagle eye show! well there were 16 of us. and it cost(in total) bout 136? hahah so there was this huge commotion on the money. and we all paid 10bucks. EXCEPT A GEEKHIANG. and his excuse was 'i forgot la!' [plus he was standing in the front with sk discussing the cash]oh and when we were buying. this grp of girls started shouting 'shan wei, shan wei [eugene]' and he totally turned red la! orh hor hor. eugene! what have you done in your pri school!

so then the group separated when the tickets were bought. sk they all went to eat lunch. and eugene, jw, wj, alloy, gk and i went to help eugene choose his shoe to buy. [he really needs new shoes] hahah so we went converse, and we kept prompting him that he need not buy something he uses to wear to school! aye, then we left the shop and i went to find my jeans! sigh. no avail. aye, so i went back upstairs to join them again. and i saw gks sister! then we started talking bout how weird she is and gk told us all her dirty little secrets(;

talk till we reached zinc and wanted to find alloys 'as said by many' FUGLY bag. and wanted to suan him! but nah. it wasnt there [zinc must have thrown away they're design cause they couldnt stand its uglyness] hahah kidding!

walked over to 7-11, bought drinks and i took a photo with alloy! haha omg khiang was so retarded with camera position and wear we should stand or shit.

then we sat at the weird green thing and started talking bout the millions of retardness our super huge brains could come up with. and finally! mr black and his gang came. then suan me bout vivo no chio bu): stop scolding me! like cathays any better. hahah and stupid joonwoon started pointing at some girl wearing extremely little cloth on her body.

ah! then it was bout 2 50. and we went back to the cinema and i saw (guess who) MY MOM! ahhah shouted hi mom and now shes telling me how nice the guy at the back said hi aunty.

aye then we took a grp photo courtesy of sks senior. and upstairs we went! then alot of us went toilet. and i told sk 'come toilet lah!'

"noo im not gay!"

'pfft'
"wooo im gay! lets go toilet!"

the things my class says (;

aye here's another.

'oi go into the cinema la'

"its the wrong side!'
'here la! (points at a very ulu cinema ticket guy)'
"really meh?"
'duh! stupid dumb shit'
ticket guy: excuse me, cinema 1 is on the other side
"LOL"

'i mean its the other side la stupid dumb shit!'

that took bout 5minutes of our precious cinema ads time): ahh then as usual sk's side always made alot of comments bout the ads appearing. omg then the seniors (sec 3 marist) kicked sk's chair and told him to shut up. and a fight sparked(im not sure of the exact words:/)

"shut up la chee bye"

'oi kick me isit fucker. chao cheebye'

"fuck?"

'fuck you lah bitch'
"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"

*sk stands up* 'want fight isit. wuji stand up lah. hum ji ah'

fat guy keeps quiet.

'Hum lah!' *sk sits and laughs silently*

hahaha omg shit, i was damm freaked out lah. plus after that. a mother brought her child from sitting behind the sec 3s to the front. tsk, public places are not meant for scolding!

so before the show started. miss p.yuxian told me how inconsiderate it was to sms in the cinema. so nice little me turned off my cell. WHILE SK still dared to leave it on general. LOL AND EUGENE PURPOSELY CALLED HIM. dammm funny lah sks reaction. sigh, then throughout the movie, eugene left for a wedding): oh and there was tanglin sec ppl. think sec 1. and amoung them.. there was a little couple making out INFRONT OF ME. haha and i accidently kicked the girls head *whoops.* and i took off my shoe and put my feet at their head. not on purpose k!

then the move ended at bout 4 plus. and we went to the toilet again! omg i was shivering from top to bottom. bloody cinema, wear did the heater go! so we jj and i crowded round the hand drying machine thing in the toilet and heated our hands. *ahhhhhh* oh then sk met the sec 3 guy again and he said

'wu ji gan gan lai' [i think that means got balls then come here]

haha but nah, he went outside with the other little sec 3's ALEX WAS THERE do ya'll remember alex?!?!? super cool guy.

aye anyway. we decided to go back to the top of vivo and slack.
so much shit happened! we started wanting to go into that weird pool. then when we reached the furthest part of the pool.. SK AND THE REST WHO DIDNT COME INTO THE WATER TOOK (SOME) SHOES AND RAN. then i was freaked out and gave chase, but apparantly.. THEY DIDNT TAKE MY SHOE! ahhhhhh so pai seh. then got suanned again. ahaha omg then took hell lot of jump shots which never really worked.

aye, then went to the playground downstairs to slack more! but we ended up climbing up the weird statues and taking more photos! then this happened.

"omg look at the spinning testes!"

everyone runs over to the blue stuff (i think its water droplets) and i was the first victim to get nausea): super headache lah! ended up resting in the aircon corridoor. aye, then we saw more cool stuff!

like some kid wearing his bage underwear and with some weird white thing on the part where his little winnie's suppose to be. hahaha and he was pole dancing! how cool is that(; oh and there were other little kids climbing up weird structures. hmm odac wannabes!

oh my, then sk wanted everyone to play on the circular thing that turns. AND WE GOT TAOPOKED): plus i was at the bottom): ouch.

played till bout nearly 6? then sk had to leave:/ so did wj and everyone else. left with.. alloy gk jj ss maynard and i. hahah they wanted to eat! my gosh. surely grow fat! omg and ss brought us to some super hotdog place. ALMOST EVERYTHING HAD CHILLI):

but i wanted the chilli cheese hotdog so badly.

'hello what would you like to order'

"ummmmmmmmmmm.. chilli cheese hotdog no chilli"

'er.'

*silence*

'sure'

omg i was damm embarresed that my order would be possible. aye then ate super fast and left a 7.30. YOU SHOULD SEE THE QUOTES THEY HAVE IN THE EATERY.its like..

'we are proud of out chillis'

'never finish a hotdog in 5bites. (then explains all the natural goodness bout it)'

etc.
lousiest puns in the world.

anyway, took mrt home and i got back at 8 40! im not late! momma suck ittt

all-stars

heaven and hell

randoms on the top. deaths on the bottom

let us light up your sky (hahah omg we look like ftards)

we suck at emoing!

water aint stopping this gang

nice briefs wj (:

defy that damm gravity

[sk's the lead. jj's the drummer and your guitarist is jamming]
let me hear you say hey hey hey.
'rand di sm!'

blurred for the kings

thats 16tickets for you

the mrt gang!

needa massage?

{ Thursday, October 9, 2008 }

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ROCKBAND \m/ !!

and the word for today is 'hum ji' ! (sk used it alot)

Anyway. so literature's over, and 11 of us went to penisula aka SCAM SHI JIE.

love the bus rides. writing gorillas number on the bus seats; making hell lot of noise; taking out the bus number and over turning it 28 -> 85. mmhm, thats 2H alright.

stupid aunty. everyday laugh laugh laugh. say 'ohh all of your look handsome today' ahem! we look handsome like.. EVERYDAY ahahh wtf. then she'll say ' for you, i give discount' 'special price, special price' specially HIGH lah freak. scam me 5 bucks for 3 items. grr..

ah then of course before that we had to change. and the toilet got clogged! so say keongs super plan. ' lets change here!' points outside a shop that hasnt opened yet. then everyone says nonononno. and he goes.. HUM JI AH. sigh. so we ran round penisula to find a proper changing room. and when we went into the first toilet. EUGENE went to off the light! plus got some old ah pek inside say i did it! stupid uncle, get so scared so fast say want complain or some shit. but heck! the toilet couldnt be used anyway. AND DOUGLAS did it again when we were rushing out of the toilet! then the uncle hyperventilated.

pfft. high blood pressure still go penisula.

Anyway! finally we decided to go to the staircase landing to change. after i finished, got one uncle come walking up the stair case! freaking stupid la. sk was convincing him that we weren't gay(:

ah then just walk walk around penisula. sk spend money like grow from trees. and the grp got separated! (1 half go eat. 1 half go toilet wax hair-.-) hahah then stupid train break down and my half met up with the other half one the next train. reunion eh.

ahh then play pool. omg the arrangment was so confusing and alloy and i were looking for chicks(; LOL and when we paid. eugene went to drop the 10 dollar note.. hahah the paikia owner got damm angry.

hmm. so guess what time it was! THREE PLUS ONLY. my gosh. so bout 6 of us went home (to play com=.=) and the rest went to play ROCKBAND. omg my new found love ((: hahah so its like.. khiang on the drums. sk the vocals. & alloy and i the hard core gutarist! (im actually quite good!) omg and sk can really hit the vocal beats thing. we should go for the rock band comp! (and xia suey our class (; )

so then we left in a bloody hurry as khiangs sis (owner of the rockband) was coming home. hmm so we took the mrt and there were no seats! so super smart sk said 'sit on the floor lah. dont humji!' haha wtf. and yeah we starting zilian-ing (:

now im gonna fantasize bout myself jamming up on stage! \m/

peace out!

guitar heroes

cough.schoolshoe.cough

and someone said we aint gay

and that same someone said he wanted to do nipple piercings

just like old times(;

{ Wednesday, October 8, 2008 }

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them little change that got us.

woah. its been a year since ive blogged. and tomorrows the last day of exams! dates are so fun to play with.
oh well. CHRISCHIAS back. with new awesome powers like making my phone degrade to some gay shit with infared and 0.1 mega pixel camera. i love my phone♥
good luck for literature ya marist. and we're going to be playing pool!
watch me hit the 8 ball in again(:

haha and its bloody 23 31. guess this post is just for the testing.

hah. you got me there with your words. guess i was just the good things. i'll still love you as a friend. you were somewhat the closest. wish i could repay you. thanks for guiding me through these years. now it seems so easy for ya to let go. hell no, i cant live like this. but you can! good luck with better things. i wish we never changed. -

seemed like just yesterday when we talked till dawn doesnt it. mmh you got me alright.

WOW. SMALL FONT ISNT SMALL AT ALL